Home page of Abbe Hyupsing Qong
Some pictures of Cambridge, MA taken by JamCam
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are here...
Hi guys! This is a secret page. All the accesses are being recorded. You
should forget this page immediately after you leave.
You can also read news about the nuclear conflict between Russia and the
USA at CNN.COM.
The aliens learn the most important things about the physical world
in the Elegant Universe.
News: we have just built an
antigravitational wormhole on our garden.
We are finally able to obtain one more unit of energy from nothing by
cutting a triangle to four pieces and
reshuffling them.
Visitor number:
My name is Abbe Hyupsing Qong and I came from the planet called Zetor
here. My specialization is the terrestrial biology and
the new theory replacing Einstein's relativity
by
Prof. Vlcek, based on quasicircular inertial motion and the time
common
in all the rest frames. This theory by Prof. Vlcek is a monumental
achievement of the human race at your planet.
Anyone working at the Service for a Convenient Aliens' Life must learn two
languages and adopt a nationality. I adopted the Czech nationality and
learned English and Czech even though I have never been to Europe. The
reason is that I liked books by Havel and Kundera a lot. Now I can speak
Czech better than English and our native language. Incidentally, my
adopted name is Lubos Motl. You can also see a picture of my older brother who has unfortunately passed away
during
the last flight.
I hope that you are not distracted by the animated picture of myself. All
of us had to prepare special masks to look just as the people living on
the Earth. So whenever you meet me at the Department of Physics and
Astronomy in New Jersey or at NASA or our spaceship, you will see a
person looking precisely as the terresterial human beings.
My mask is able to change its gender so I can look both as a girl
and as a boy. You
can see my mask here.
I like to chat via computers at
the UFO.ORG. But sometimes
I also chat or mail with some terresterial human beings, especially from
the Czech Republic which is my specialization as I have already said.
This page and all the organizations by aliens are secret so far. But there
are some efforts
against the UFO and Alien secrecy. I tend to sympathize with them and
sometimes I uncover part of our mystery to human beings.
Many human beings ask me about the physical principles of
our spaceships. Shortly, the presentation is easy. We use magnetic
monopoles to catalyze a complete annihilation of the latent energy
T=mc^2[ln(1+v/c)-v/c/(1+v/c)].
This is a fascinating energy that gives our spaceships
speed
about 10000c where c is the speed of the light on the Earth. With this
velocity, we travel between our constellation and the Solar system very
quickly, it takes about 3 years to make a trip.
At the picture you can see three heavy superconducting magnets holding the
magnetic monopoles inside the spacecraft's motors.
You can mail me at motl@physics.rutgers.edu.
It will be a pleasure if you join the club of our terresterial friends
working in Brno
that I have founded. My faked page (pretending that I am a terrestrial
human being) can be found at
http://come.to/lumo.